Salonplas!

I just found my best friend, and he's awesome. Other than my OSIM massage chair, which I have come to treasure very much in recent weeks. The orgasmic face on Andy Lau's face as he uses this chair is not fake! I hope I can recover by tomorrow, because watching wakeboarding videos all day is not satisfying my craving very much. Its like the difference between watching porn and actually having sex. There's no competition really.

And speaking of sex, I just got dragged to a KTV once again 2 nights ago by my friends. I don't know why but people have a tendency to want to drag me to KTVs. It was the usual shit again. Girls are being brought in by the mamasan and being made to stand in a row while the guys picked their poison. It disgusts me, really, how these girls are being treated more like merchandise than girls. It's like a bunch of hungry men choosing which piece of prime cut meat they want for dinner. I have no idea how to explain to people that I REALLY hate the idea of commercialised love, intimacy, sex or whatever the fuck you wanna call it. Sometimes I think I am more of a girl than a guy. But in any case, it's just me, and I can't expect other people to subscribe to my mantra. Maybe this is how the world is after all. After trying valiantly to explain to the mamasan that I am actually gay and not interested in girls, I just sat back and had my beer. The only good thing about these outings is that everyone is usually too busy with their hands to drink, so most of the beer is mine muahaha. But yeah, fuck this place.

Ok enough ranting. Mel is saying my blog sounds damn emo. WA LAO EH. Ok lah, I'll admit it kinda is, but this is my ranting ground what! And actually looking back, YOURS TOO LEH. Just that its hidden behind profound (but pretty well-written) poems and stories. But I'll give it to her, this girl can write. I met Mel in the strangest of ways. In an underground carpark, no less. I was hopelessly lost and made a wrong turn into Bugis Junction's carpark and lo and behold, there she was in her big, white Mercedes blocking the whole driveway. My first thought was that she's yet another female driver who can't park her car to save her life, but it turned out that her car had broken down. Right when she was parking. What are the odds, honestly! So I helped her with her car, and she treated me to dinner. She's an interesting person, someone I can have a 'human brain' talk with, a car person with a good taste in cars (I know you're gonna hate me for this comment HAHA), and a pretty humorous person altogether. Visit her at www.melloke.com

Ok, enough random stuff for the night. Gotta rest enough for my wakeboarding tomorrow. Just one more random photo, shot by Clare on our last wakeboard session. You can literally see the fear in my face as I throw the handle in the knowledge of the impending doom that is about to befall me.